PLA, POLICY, AND PARANOIA: How GRECO Aims to Kill Plastic Before Plastic Kills Us

Alright, you eco-freaks and plastic-hating rebels, let's dive into the wild and gritty underbelly of Europe's latest attempt at saving our planet—The GRECO Project. This beast, hatched under the flashy banner of the EU’s Horizon Europe program, is slinging around €7.6 million to craft futuristic packaging straight out of a green dream. Led by those brilliant minds at Aristotle University of Thessaloniki—probably fueled by ouzo and existential philosophy—this consortium of 22 renegade partners, including heavy hitters like TotalEnergies Corbion and European Bioplastics, is set to shake things up. What the F is GRECO Anyway? GRECO’s mission? Cooking up some wild polylactic acid (PLA) concoctions, tricked-out with futuristic coatings, additives, and catalysts so green they might as well photosynthesize. This isn’t just science; it’s a goddamn alchemical revolution. Their creations are tailor-made to cozy up to the EU's high-and-mighty Packaging and Packaging Waste Regulation. ...